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For Milo

Steve Howard


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Lewd Limericks For Milo

Copyright © 2017 by Steve Howard 773U5

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Table of Content

limericks 01 - 06

limericks 07 - 12

limericks 13 - 18

limericks 19 - 24

limericks 25 - 30

limericks 31 - 36

limericks 37 - 42

limericks 43 - 48



There are no real rules to follow when writing limericks. There is the rhyme and rhythm what gives them their canter. They are meant to be silly and meaningless banter. So hang on, we ain’t started yet. Not recommended for American children, on account there are rules there about what they call bad words and what not. But the poems are likely okay over here in German where there is not so much with censorship. We’ll see how Milo’s parents react.

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