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A Taste Of My Thoughts

Ode To A Fudge Round

By Steve Lake

Copyright 2018




Smashwords Edition 2018

Published by Steve Lake

Copyright 2018 Steve Lake




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Ode To A Fudge Round

Copyright 1-2-2018

Steve Lake


I stroll through my local store

Down an isle I heard a roar

On the bottom shelf in a box

Ten lost souls I kid you not


Gently I raise them into view

Just knowing what I would have to do

I placed them into my cart

When a store employee asked

I vaporized him with a fart


Echoing through the store

Clean up on isle three

An employee with a weak stomach

I dropped him to his knees


I scurried to the check out

They were prepared for me

The checker donned a mask

I said no problem as long as you don't ask


Reaching my car in destiny

I gently peeled open the box

One flap at a time

They did cost $5.99


I immediately realized the problem

Each fudge round was suffocating

Sealed in plastic their air was limited

Though stamped sealed for freshness


I didn't know then

These fudge rounds were special

They were still alive

The ones I ate before all died


So as quickly as I could

I opened each one so they should

Survive their ordeal

Until they become my meal



So I gather all nine back into their box

Nestled away into my trunk I locked

Leaving a special moment for one

A delicious snack of yum!


I held it within my grasp

Not knowing the top from its ass

I smiled with nothing but teeth

Into its flesh they sink


Upon my tongue its blood

A chocolate taste of yum

I consumed its flesh like a cannibal

Just call me the fudge round Hannibal


Yummy!


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