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Verse From The Backseat

J. Elk-Baptisté

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J. Elk-Baptisté

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Verse From The Backseat


We've waited for such a long time

O please do say we'll be there soon

I don't know about Rupert

But I can't wait longer

I'm all itchy and my bum's sore

Sitting here fiddling and begging

For mercy from you O please God

I don't think I even like Grandma


Lights out

Come morning

No more muesli masticating

Come morning

No coconut pulling for healthy gums

Friends gave up tree climbing

Shooting the breeze

No T-bone

No ketchup

Too bad, huh?

Nuther angel

Stuck in the chimney

Can't fly free

Won't ascend

Like a drone

Can't die

Fire's lit

Chop chop

Smoke's gone out

Tansy O

Oily locks

Odd sock

Boot missing

Twisted bra strap

Don't question the knickers

Bubble bathing

Marches in

Uses loo

Messes with taps

Asks for soap

Makes noises

Water level's high

Says watch the floor...

Cool against the skin

Bubbles caress my cheeks

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