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The Magaiad

Nonsense Verse

For A Nonsense ’Verse

By Alan Good

Published by Malarkey Books

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Table of Contents


A Villanelle for Day Drinkers

Golden Showers Fill Your Eyes

About a Human Footnote

ISIS Actor

The Microwave Who Came in From the Cold

Spice Like Us

White House Apprentice

Save the Humans

Exclusive Look Inside the Trump White House

Something About Jesus


Bannon’s Plan

Shadow Trumpers and AFATS: A Serious Problem

Elegy for a Frog

The Age of Treason

I Know France Didn’t Go Fascist and All But

How Lynching Got Outsourced

The Gluten Code

OK Everyone Just Like Chill OK


Lie of Newt

Well It’s Not Dogma Besides If God Loved Them They Wouldn’t Be Poor

A Winning Strategy

The True Story Behind the Ban on Transgender Troops

The Proof Is in the Pardon

Pray for Houston. Please Send Money in Lieu of Prayers.

On the Death of DACA

A Reflection on the Future

Understanding Donald

A True Patriot’s Thoughts

The Myth of MAGA

The War on the Future

Ode to the Brooklyn Bull

Maganomics 101

Party Unity

Steele Yourself: The Pee Tapes Are Real

Who’s Laughing Now? Oh Yeah No One.

Roy No Moore

Climate Change Don’t Give a Fuck If You Believe In It

Shut the

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